adidas for kids Kanye digging a deep hole for himself
Genius philosopher, designer and inventor Kanye West continues to be misunderstood as scandal spreads over his alleged insults to wheelchair bound fans.
Australian disabled rights groups are calling for the rapper’s head after two incidents in which West demanded all concert goers stand up during his live show.
In both Sydney and Melbourne, apparently oblivious to those in wheelchairs, West said the music would stop until everyone in the audience was standing; sensitive to the end, he said nobody would be excused, “Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and s apparently had lackeys go through the audience to make sure that those still seated were actually disabled. One audience member held up a prosthetic limb and was pronounced okay to remain sitting. Seeing another concert goer still seated, West petulantly complained,
is the longest I had to wait to do a song, it unbelievable, until his worker bees made sure the Sydney fan was actually disabled and in a wheelchair.
The temptation to believe West is some kind of supremely ignorant, pig headed, egomaniacal blowhard tool is to have missed the point.
Do we have to spell it out for you? This is an ongoing attempt by the artist to perform the three public miracles required for sainthood.
Having already raised the dead by elevating Kim Kardashian from reality TV sex tape trailer trash to Vogue cover girl, West now intends to cure the lame, blind, dumb,
maimed and all the others mentioned in the Bible as having had the special restorative attention of Jesus Christ. Doth he not call his tour Yeezus?
Despite his failure to get disabled Australian fans to cast off their affliction, stand up and walk, West should at least be commended for trying.
Other miracles have been attempted. During West’s marriage to Kim Kardashian, for example, eyewitnesses reported that the hip hop hero attempted to turn Evian water into Cristal for his wedding guests. Thoughtful!
Various celebrity magazines have reported that Kim Kardashian says she and West would like to have another child; in a rather telling choice of words, the overinflated human bouncy castle has said,
“It’s all in God’s hands.”
Kardashian also tipped GQ magazine to the upcoming release of a new sex tape. She said, “My husband and I have an amazing sex life. So far as the sex tape is concerned, whether or not we’ve made another if we have it’s never something I want to go public. Not something I would want anyone else to see but me and Kanye,” which certainly suggests the X rated tape will be available by Christmas an important date in the church calendar!!! Thank God.
In other news of modern profits, innocent music fans are said to be hysterical over the discovery that a new U2 album,
Songs of Innocence, has been added to their iTunes library without their consent. The backlash against this musical imposition has been big; people who would rather rip their own heads off than listen to Bono and there are millions of us have prompted Apple to create a dedicated page that lets irate non listeners remove the album quickly and easily. Alternatively, the technically challenged can pray to St. Kanye to make Songs of Innocence go away. That could work too.